All kinds of “essential” workers — everyone from medical personnel to truck drivers to grocery store cashiers to fast food cooks — are going to work every day while the politicians and media scream at them that THEY’RE ALL GONNA DIE unless the politicians “do something.”

But when it comes to doing something — something abysmally stupid, but something, namely the biggest single welfare handout in human history — those same politicians consider it some kind of rude imposition to insist that they follow their own quorum rules, and those same media are calling Thomas Massie’s stated intention to require them to do so (by forcing a roll call vote instead of a voice vote) a “threat.”

Yo, congresscritters:

You claim this is an emergency of epic proportions that only you in your wisdom and holiness can address. So why aren’t you already in Washington addressing it, then?

Are you not as “essential” as all those other people who are doing their fucking jobs?*

If you don’t want to be members of Congress anymore, stop whining and resign. That way your states’ governors can appoint replacements who may not be any better but who are at least won’t throw a hissy fit about having to, you know, show up for work.

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Imported from the original KN@PPSTER