Regarding the day’s cryptocurrency “flash crash,” I’m interested in what the cause was (apparently a bunch of “whales” decided to sell off?) and whether it was some kind of collusive market manipulation play (“our sell-off will ignite a bigger one and then we can buy the dip we caused”), or just a massively coincidental “it’s at $50k, good time to sell some … oh, shit, broke something there” moment. My Spidey sense says the former, but but my Spidey sense tends toward undue suspicion and I’m just not well-informed enough to say for sure.

On the up side, I’m not big on legal tender laws for obvious reasons. On the other hand:

Imported from the original KN@PPSTER