When I initially offered the World’s Smallest Political Platform, I also promised to write a Statement of Principles in limerick form. That was 13 years ago, and I forgot all about it until the subject of the WSPP came up in a F******k thread. So:

The reason this party’s in session
Is to advocate for non-aggression
That may sound a bit dry
But we won’t tell a lie
It’s our purest, most perfect confession

Imported from the original KN@PPSTER